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Sitting on the Fountain
Four nuns died and were met at the pearly gates by St. Peter. St. Peter told the nuns that they must answer one question before they were permitted to go any further. 'Have you done anything wrong in your life?' he asked the first nun. 'If you lie, I will know.'
The first nun said, 'Yes, St. Peter, I once felt of a man's private parts with my finger.'
St. Peter looked at her and smiled, 'Go wash your finger in the fountain and go on through the pearly gates. You are forgiven.' the nun went and washed her finger in the golden fountain and went through the pearly gates.
St. Peter asked the second nun the same question. 'Yes, St. Peter, I also touched a man's private parts, but I used my whole hand.'
St. Peter told her to wash her hand in the golden fountain and go through the pearly gates. When he returned, the two nuns left were fighting. When he asked what was wrong, one nun spoke up and said, 'I am trying to get to that fountain to wash out my mouth before she sits on it!'
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