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Two Nuns
Two nuns were walking down the alley. The first was fond of mathematics and the second one was fond of logic.
They noticed that a man was following them and it was obvious, that he had bad intentions. The first nun, being fond of math, told the other one: "If we continue walking at this pace, he will catch us in ----- minutes." But the second nun thought logically and said: "If we go in different directions, he will go after one of us and the other one will be saved". So they separate and the man went after the second nun (logician). Some time later the second nun finally reached the monastery. And the first nun asked: "So what happened, where have you been all this time?"
The second nun started her story: - "Well, he caught me at the time that you predicted",
- "So, what’s happened next?"
- "So, I lifted up my dress, he took down his trousers. And then, who do you think ran faster ... the nun who lifted her dress or a man who took down his trousers?"
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