Jesus and the Devil were having a typing contest under God's supervision. They were both typing when there was a sudden power failure. When the lights came back on, the Devil looked over and Jesus was printing out his papers and stacking them neatly in a pile. The Devil was really pissed, now. He looked up at God and said, "What? How can this be? I lost my work!!!" God looked at the Devil, now throwing another temper tantrum, and said, "Remeber Satan, Jesus Saves!"