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Visiting a Sick Man
A pastor was walking through a hocpital. Suddenly an orderly came to the priest and said, "Father a man is about to die and he has had no family or friend visitors do you think you could see him?" The pastor went in to the room and sat down beside the man. "Hello," said the pastor. The man gasped for breath and said somthing. The pastor leaned in and said "Ican't hear you, say it again." the man gasped and murmmerd again but the pastor still couldn't hear his so the pastor gave the man a pad and pencil "Here write down what you want to say." the man quickly scribled out a message and after promply died. The paster put the piece of paper in his pocket and yelled for a nurse and the same orderly came and asked if the pastor could do the funeral sevice for him since he had no church to belong to. The pastor said "Sure why not."
The day of the feuniral came and the pastor spoke up and said "I never knew the man but he did give me a final message for all the world as a last statment." he pulled the paper out and began to read.
"this letter states. 'please get off my air tube'."
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