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Ask Mother Superior


After several years of serving the church in a far away land a priest is requested to
report to his new assignment at a church in the South Bonx New York. Upon his arrival
he set out immediately to learn the new culture by taking a walk down the street in plain
clothes. On his way a loose looking woman approaches him and in a lowered voice says,
Hey Buddy... blow job 25 bucks. The priest glares at her confused and says what's a
blow job?... The woman is just as confused and says what are you a comedian! and walks off.
The priest undaunted walks on to the next block and again another seedy looking woman
confronts him and again repeats, hey mister blow job 25 bucks. The priest quickly replies
what is this blow job!? The woman looks at him surprised and thinking something's wrong
hurries off. The priest now very curious returns to the church to ask anyone he can find what
exactly this thing he's never heard of is. The first door he sees as he enters the church is
that of mother superior. The priest knocks on the door and mother superior invites him in to
take a seat. The priest looks at mother superior and says I have a question - What is a
blow job? Mother superior quickly goes to shut the door and upon returning to her seat she
replies in a whisper....
Same as on the outside.... 25 Bucks....



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