Jokes School and funny pics
Students and ATMS
As a poor student, these are things you definitely would NOT want to see
happen at the ATM...
* You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a receipt
the screen says: "Not worth wasting paper.", and ejects
your card.
* You try to get a balance inquiry, and the screen says: "Account not
found." and keeps your card.
* You insert your card, and try to get some cash, and the ATM laughs and
spits out your shredded card.
* You withdraw some money to pay some bills, count it, and the screen
says: "What, you thought there was some EXTRA
there? HA!", and ejects your card clear across the room.
* You think you've got £100 in your account and go to take out £50, and
the screen says: "Not in this lifetime." and laughs as
you bang on the machine, trying desperately to get your card back that
the machine has taken.
* You go to the ATM, and there's a picture of you a-la-"Most Wanted"
staring forlornly at the ATM camera with a caption
that reads: "Wanted for trying to get water from a dry well." -or-
"Wanted by the environmental police for creating unnecessary
paper trash.
Another joke School ? (21)
Stupid Cheating Students - New Definitions - Flat Tire - Go Insane at School -
Funny Pics Sport random !
