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Bad Flight
Although I'm not usually a nervous passenger, I became very frightened on a small commuter plane. A storm raged with sheets of rain and gale-force winds. Our first takeoff attempt was aborted because of engine trouble. We taxied back to the hangar, changed planes and then sat on the runway awaiting takeoff clearance.
I remembered learning in psychology class that one method for decreasing stress and anxiety is to engage in conversations, so I turned to the gentleman sitting next to me. "What do you do for a living?" I asked.
"I'm an undertaker," he replied.
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