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Periods Are Exciting
A fifth grade teacher asked her class to write down the most exciting word they knew. One boy's paper came back with a single dot on it.
"What is this?" she asked him.
"That's a period," he said.
"What's so exciting about that?"
"Well, this summer, my sister missed one and came home crying. She told Mom about it and Mom screamed at her. Then Mom and Dad got into a big fight.
Dad got out the shotgun and fired a shot at sister's boyfriend. The cops came up with lights and sirens and handcuffed Dad and dragged him away to jail.
While he was in jail, Mom packed up all our stuff and moved us across town into Grandma's house. We were all screaming and fighting and Grandma had a heart attack and went to the hospital in an ambulance. Grandpa sat in his easy chair and peed in his pants.
Boy, if that period isn't an exciting word, I never heard one!"
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