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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't have to know...there's a clock on the oven!
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Why were shopping carts invented?
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!"
The other replies: "GREAT trade!"
All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
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