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Lifesavers
Miss Sandy brought in a bowl of Lifesavers to see if the students could guess what flavor they were. She asked if there were any volunteers, and Suzy raised her hand. So she blind folded her and placed a lifesaver in her mouth. "Can you guess what flavor it is?" asked Miss Sandy.
"Strawberry." Suzy replied.
"very good." said Miss Sandy. Then Timmy raised his hand. So Miss Sandy blind folded him and placed a lifesaver in his mouth. "Can you guess what flavor it is?" asked Miss Sandy.
"yum, it's pineapple." Timmy replied.
"Thats right." Said Miss Sandy. Then little Johnny raised his hand. So once again Miss Sandy blind folded him and placed a honey lifesaver in his mouth. "Can you guess what flavor this is?" asked Miss Sandy.
Looking puzzled Johnny didn't know.
" I'll give you a hint, it's something your mommy calls your daddy." Said Miss Sandy.
Then Andy jumps up and yells, "Johnny, spit it out, spit it out...... It's an asshole!!!"
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